Meet the 50 Sexiest Conservatives

As the election year runs full steam ahead, we at Conservative Intel want to provide our loyal readers a nice respite from all the mudslinging. So, we put together a list of the 50 Sexiest Conservatives on the political scene right now. Sure, such things have been done on other forums before, but this isn’t your typical list of establishment commentators and Fox News weather girls (not that we’re complaining). But in keeping with the grassroots insurgency we’ve seen in 2016 thus far, those chosen for this list are real-deal, dyed in the wool constitutionalists with the conservative bonafides to back it up. Enjoy.

Kayleigh Mcenany

The epitome of beauty and brains, this Harvard Law student has also studied at Georgetown’s School of Foreign Service and Oxford University. And while higher education is known for turning a perfectly normal human a into marxist-spouting moron, it seems like Mcenany has emerged unscathed. She founded Political Prospect, a website that creates a “dialogue between vying political ideologies within the Republican Party,” and weekly columns at Above the Law offer her conservative perspective on everything from constitutional adherence to radical feminism (pardon the redundancy). A frequent on-air commentator to boot, we are sure to see much more of Kayleigh in the years ahead. And we don’t think anyone is complaining about that.

J.R. Salzman

This tattooed war-vet is Christian, conservative, and a world champion lumberjack. Let us repeat: a world champion lumberjack. And oh yes, he does it all as an amputee, after being hit by an IED while serving in Iraq. Do we even need to go on? Didn’t think so.

Gretchen Hamel

Communicator extraordinaire, this tried and true political vet is helping promote conservative values-and elect conservative candidates- in a bold new way. Republicans need some messaging shake-up, and with Hamel at the helm, they’re sure to get just that. With beauty, brains and her very own communications firm to boot, we can’t wait to sit back and watch this farm girl take over the DC beltway.

Carlos Danger

Ok ok, Carlos Danger is in fact the name disgraced Rep. Anthony Weiner used during his online activities. But the entire hubbub was just so ridiculous, we at Conservative Intel suspect Mr. Danger was really a covert conservative operative tasked at bringing Weiner down. Because truly, no one can be that stupid while holding public office, right? Right!?

Lila Rose

This wunderkind was just fifteen years old when she founded Live Action, a pro-life media group that seeks to end all abortion. And while the left likes to portray those who believe in the dignity of human life as old, angry men, this UCLA grad is putting a new face on the anti-abortion movement- and liberals can’t stand it. But don’t let that smile fool you; Lila and team run covert investigations into America’s most contemptible abortion facilities, in addition to heading the largest pro-life social media effort on the web. Rose is dedicated to “changing hearts and minds,” and she’s certainly got a place in ours. If anyone can lead the pro-life movement forward, it’s this fearless warrior.