Meet the 50 Sexiest Conservatives

As the election year runs full steam ahead, we at Conservative Intel want to provide our loyal readers a nice respite from all the mudslinging. So, we put together a list of the 50 Sexiest Conservatives on the political scene right now. Sure, such things have been done on other forums before, but this isn’t your typical list of establishment commentators and Fox News weather girls (not that we’re complaining). But in keeping with the grassroots insurgency we’ve seen in 2016 thus far, those chosen for this list are real-deal, dyed in the wool constitutionalists with the conservative bonafides to back it up. Enjoy.

Scott Eastwood

So that thing we said about looks not being everything? We’ll make an exception for this man only. Sure, he may subscribe to his famous dad’s more libertarian leanings, but there is hope for him yet. It may take just the perfect conservative girl (call us, Scott!) to bring him totally to the right side, but I’m sure there are no shortage of volunteers. And in the meantime, just look at that jawline.

Lena Dunham

Just kidding.

Matt Walsh

This Professional Truth Sayer (his words) is the professional truth slayer of political correctness (ours). Author of an eponymous blog and writer for The Blaze, Walsh’s laugh-out-loud take downs of the daily media narrative are required reading for anyone with a sense of humor (liberals need not apply). With pieces such as “Dear Walmart, Someone Insulted Me In One of Your Stores. Your CEO Must Now Resign” and “#ShoutYourAbortion Proves That Modern Liberalism Is A Satanic Death Cult,” Walsh proves that there is no sexier combo than a comedic conservative.

Corinne Clark

Beauty, brains and a whole lot of wit, this strategist extraordinaire is a hot commodity in the DC digital scene. You may not have seen her face (yet), but if you’ve ever opened a campaign email or used a trending conservative hashtag, chances are pretty high you’ve read her work. Sure, Clark’s hilarious Twitter page may have several pics of an adorable niece and nephew (think: ginger babies), but don’t let the cuteness of it all fool you: this ex-Hill staffer also boasts a Masters degree in Political Warfare, giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘killer smile.’

Brandon Darby

This patriot famously infiltrated a group of liberal kooks planning to unleash firebombs at the 2008 Republican National Convention. A former leftist himself, Darby underwent a political awakening, making him the perfect commentator when it comes to social “justice” movements. Now the managing director of Breitbart Texas, he still comes under constant attack by bitter former-allies. Yet if it’s them against Darby, we know who we’re placing our money on, especially considering he counts Sheriff Joe Arpaio as a personal friend. But Brandon, if you’re looking for a new (female) bodyguard, we know a few who wouldn’t mind the job one little bit.